FELIX

Deep breaths everyone. Let’s open with the statement that no-one finds rape funny. So let’s do that: it’s not funny. No-one likes to see or hear about anyone being abused ...
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I’ve been helping out at interview days this year. Normally this is a task I avoid in the same way I avoid slapping my own balls with a wooden paddle ...
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George Howard wrote ever such an interesting piece on the Occupy protests the other week. You remember? It was the one that kept using the word socialist to describe a ...
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I’ve started eating porridge. I waited and waited for the weather to get colder, but at some point it becomes obvious that I’m going to lose the staring contest with ...
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You know, it amazes me sometimes, the levels of objectionable shit I see every day without feeling the need to write about it here. The Christian Union’s latest poster, for ...
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A guy got on the tube and sat down next to me last week, which is a momentous enough event for me to open the column with because being that ...
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To those of you starting a new chapter of your lives at Imperial this month, welcome. This is the only paragraph you’re getting dedicated to you for the rest of ...
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Surprise! A funding gap has emerged in universities. If you were in charge of estimating how many universities would ask for as much money as humanly possible and you predicted ...
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