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IC Rugby lose to St Hils

25 Apr 1997 — 1 min read

Er yeah, fuckin’ great match. At least I think it was, somebody jumped on my head during the first scrum and I can’t remember much after that. Erm, Oh! There was this bit where they scored a try right and while the ref was watching this, psycho kicked their fly-half in the kidneys. Nice one psycho! Or was it Killer? Anyway it was fuckin’ good. Later I managed to eat someone’s ear.

Then at half time we had our usual thirteen pints so things got a bit confused after that. Hey! Now I remember, it was fuckin’ hilarious! Everyone’s covered in mud right, so no-one can tell who the fuck anyone is. So anyway Skull-crusher thinks he’s found one of their props so he elbows them in the face and breaks their jaw. Turns out later it wasn’t one of their’s, it was Vandal. Fuckin’ great, he’s going to need surgery. Fuckin’ great.

IC I 0 - 167 St Hildegarde’s college

By Jacob Thorne Physics II

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