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Felix Lonely Hearts WLTM singletons for LTR or NSA fun

Felix fanatic looking for like-minded lover to spend Wednesday afternoons in the west basement together. WLTM writer with GSOH, preferably who edits Hangman but could edit science, news or sport (just not fashion or travel). Message me and we can arrange a journalistic rendez-vous.

3 Feb 2014 — 1 min read

Feeling lonely? The impending Valentine’s Day getting you down? We all know that it’s hard to meet people at Imperial, so Aunt Annie wants to make it a bit easier for you. If you’re looking for a special someone, missed a connection, or want to let someone know how you feel, send a message to catnip.felix@imperial.ac.uk, and it’ll be featured in this week’s paper.

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Don’t waste money on new books. Simple take an old one, tippex out the writing and put new text on top. A biro (15p) is perfect for this. Twit. For a more professional looking result, cut out letters from old newspapers and use them instead. Twit. If you must

Twilight is upon us all

A fierce debate has suddenly sprung up over the danger of Easter egg packaging to small furry animals, notably gerbils. It is believed that these seemingly innocuous and brightly coloured boxes are responsible for a bizarre epidemic of deaths amongst small mammals, especially gerbils. Nazis A recent series of experiments

Societies

The London Neurotech Hackathon

The second edition of the London Neurotech Hackathon took place on the weekend of 21st February, at the headquarters of Entrepreneurs First. Participants, ranging from undergraduates to post-docs and lecturers, came from Imperial and beyond, with some flying in from across Europe for the competition. A flagship event for the

Societies

A capella teams at ICCAs

On Sunday 22nd February, three of Imperial’s a capella groups performed in the UK Championship quarterfinals, one of them qualifying for the semifinals. In first place, with 382 points was Nth Harmonic with their shiny silver outfits; in second place, with 378 points was the Houghtones from LSE; and,

Science

Progress in prostate cancer care

Salvage focal therapy offers renewed hope for men facing recurrent prostate cancer.