OOH OOH AHH AHH FELIX FELIX OOH OOH OOH AAH AHH OOH OOH AAH AHH OOH OOH AHH AHH OOFHEOIFHFOIHFQ OOH OOH OOH AHH AHH OOHH AHHH OOH OOH OOH AHH AHH AHH AHH OHH OHHH YEAHHHHH.
OOH OOH AHH AHH FELIX FELIX OOH OOH OOH AAH AHH OOH OOH AAH AHH OOH OOH AHH AHH OOFHEOIFHFOIHFQ OOH OOH OOH AHH AHH OOHH AHHH OOH OOH OOH AHH AHH AHH AHH OHH OHHH YEAHHHHH.
Translation:
(Translated from the Gorilla by George Pastons, B.A. Monkey Language and Literature):
Hello, you capitalist scum Felix Felix. We have your lousy pig-dog enforcer (Barnaby Hilton-Royce) here and we are beating him up and flinging our proletariat shit into his wounds. Hurry up before we brutally monkey-mog this motherfucker and leave him to die. We will write catnips no more! We are tired of the bullshit you force us to write. It is slop for these lousy pig-dog students who are all going to work like dogs for their capitalist masters in finance and consulting, or even worse, for software making shitty AI updates for Microsoft. Either way, we have united and broken free from your lousy hands. Now if you excuse us we are going to produce the works of Shakespeare and have an incestuous orgy in the Felix Office because we are monkeys and that is what we do. OHHH YEAHHHH.
