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NegaFelix Predicts...
NegaFelix, Psychic Reporter
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Votes finally in: Gore declared winner in Florida
Beve Stannon, Election Correspondent
Editorial
No journalism please, we’re scientists
Watching the US election over the last couple of days I have been struck time and time again how poorly polling and probabilaty predictions have been interpreted. With the arrival of Nate Silver’s FiveThirtyEight and the widespread adoption of quantitative poll aggregation techniques, it had appeared to me that
Editorial
Premature celebration and an end to unfair rent
I feel something of a fool. My editorial, published last week on the 30th October was titled ‘Half way through term, things are looking up’. That shows what I know and the foolishness of making off the cuff predictions. Instead we as a student body see ourselves once again thrown
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Felix revealed to be 64 monkeys in West Basement
Felix Newspaper announced its strict no artificial intelligence policy to protect the “integrity of journalism and its creatives” in a statement on Instagram last year. However, this week it has been revealed why the College newspaper felt no need to dabble in ChatGPT – they have an office of 64 monkeys
Feb Senton runs for President
Dark horse Feb Senton has pledged to take over the role of Imperial President from Bugh Hrady. Senton was previously the president of UWE Bristol and plans to align Imperial College with his new “regressive thinking” approach. NegaFelix had the opportunity of meeting with Senton in the Felix office to
Arts night: all transition metals, few noble gases
This morning, I and the Catnip team gained access to the Arts and Entertainment Commitee’s Arts Night sound check, to write an exclusive early review of tonight’s upcoming showcase. First up was not one, not two, but three acapella groups: n+1th Harmonic, The Large Slabs of the
Chelsea FC feel the Blackett Blues
Premier poachers dribble over the peer-reviewed