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NegaFelix Predicts...
NegaFelix, Psychic Reporter
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Votes finally in: Gore declared winner in Florida
Beve Stannon, Election Correspondent
Editorial
No journalism please, we’re scientists
Watching the US election over the last couple of days I have been struck time and time again how poorly polling and probabilaty predictions have been interpreted. With the arrival of Nate Silver’s FiveThirtyEight and the widespread adoption of quantitative poll aggregation techniques, it had appeared to me that
Editorial
Premature celebration and an end to unfair rent
I feel something of a fool. My editorial, published last week on the 30th October was titled ‘Half way through term, things are looking up’. That shows what I know and the foolishness of making off the cuff predictions. Instead we as a student body see ourselves once again thrown
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Felix revealed to be 64 monkeys in West Basement
Felix Newspaper announced its strict no artificial intelligence policy to protect the “integrity of journalism and its creatives” in a statement on Instagram last year. However, this week it has been revealed why the College newspaper felt no need to dabble in ChatGPT – they have an office of 64 monkeys
Impfluencers — a look into the big names on the My Imperial Campus app
The My Imperial Campus app has skyrocketed to seventh place on the Google Play and Apple App Store charts under the social media category. This surprising influx of downloads and engagement comes after a major update, introducing new features that allow users to create content like other social media giants,
Despite the grand name, Mother Nature is just another petulant teenager
Representatives from long-time sponsors of Imperial, BP and Shell, confirmed that they had spoken with the Earth herself in "A Convenient Truth", a documentary released on Netflix last weekend. They explained that rather than the rational being they had expected, she was actually an irritable teen whose tantrums
ALERT gets ROTUND
New Christmas installation to iconic statue revealed as College seeks to "fix the last few art cock-ups."