Caption Contest 06/11/2020
From Issue 1754
6th Nov 2020Discover stories from this section and more in the list of contents
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NegaFelix Predicts...
NegaFelix, Psychic Reporter
Votes finally in: Gore declared winner in Florida
Beve Stannon, Election Correspondent
Caption Contest 1753
Think you’re funny? Submit up to 3 funny captions to the above comic to felix@ic.ac.uk before 6pm on Wednesday 5th November.
Bond fans want more
The newest film suffered from “confused themes”, with 80% of its runtime to “nuanced discussions of yield curve risk and hedging strategies”.
Opinion
Is Imperial’s STEMM specialisation still prudent?
Or is it time for the long-standing tradition to change?
Opinion
Learn to resist the Red Pill
How the rise of the manosphere reflects a wider failure to question the people we elevate.
News
ICU recalls fidget toys over safety concerns
ICU recalled all the fidget toys it distributed over the last year over concerns about chemical toxicity, asking students to dispose of them. This includes all toys handed out at the Leadership Election stalls and ICU training, of which fewer than 100 were distributed in total. The announcement was made
News
Loud beeping sounds across South Kensington campus following power outage
A brief electrical outage at Imperial’s South Kensington Campus has resulted in the College’s public address speakers producing loud intermittent beeping sounds since this morning. The issue was unresolved as of 11pm today. The sounds were heard across campus, including at the Abdus Salam Library, where staff distributed