Lonely hearts ads
Find a match for Valentine's!
The following ads have been submitted to Felix by Imperial students looking for an adventure (note: light edits have been made for clarity, and the headers are from the editorial team). Reach out to us on Instagram or at felix@ic.ac.uk to be put in contact with any of these.
Catboy VTuber
I am a catboy VTuber, loves drawing. Want someone who will accept who I am and thus I will do the same to you.
More about chemistry than checklists
About me: I’m diligent and studious, but I know how to enjoy life and don’t take myself too seriously. I’ve travelled across all seven continents, so I’m always up for an adventure and usually have a great story ready. I’m Asian, London-based, and know the city inside out – happy to be your guide to hidden coffee spots, great food, or spontaneous late nights. I keep myself in good shape, believe a sharp mind pairs best with a strong physique, and I’m sensible with money so life stays exciting, not stressful. Preferences I don’t have a strict type – I’m more about chemistry than checklists. If you’re confident, kind, and enjoy playful banter, we’ll probably get along very well. Bonus points if you’re curious, enjoy exploring the city, and aren’t afraid of a little flirtation and spark.
Dance & techno pal
Hey! I’m looking for someone I can go out and dance to house and techno with
Tall Kiwi import seeks diversification
Tall (5’11), Kiwi import seeks emotional diversification. Formerly embedded in Big Four ecosystems; now fluent in excel shortcuts and climate collapse (I can be a valuable asset to YOUR balance sheet). Known to wear institutional lanyards with near-religious consistency. Casual hobbies involve tennis and explaining carbon accounting to people who did not ask (but leave enlightened). Believes in sustainability (oil and gas included), maximising shareholder value, and long walks that somehow turn into lectures about antique maps. Type: Literally any girl (aged: 19.5-43). Ideal match appreciates sustainability, diversified portfolios, and unfazed by a man whose romantic CV briefly includes a flight attendant. You’ll usually see me at the union at pint o’clock with a mega pint of Jubel peach beer.
Looking to be handcuffed for life
Hi, I’m a 3rd year boltonian JMC looking for a good girl to be handcuffed to for life! I promise I’ll behave and try not to creep you out, and I know our love will burn like a fire, so try not to get charred!
Don’t mind running competitions?
I’m allegedly 5’4, a brunette with brown eyes and skin. I run all the time, I do biochemistry, and I love music. I’m told I am overwhelmingly blunt by boring people. I’m looking for a passionate, coward-free personality who would only complain a little bit if they had to come to my running competitions. A little bit of a nerd is okay.
Dance and origami
I’m looking for an AO3 beta reader who I can dance and make origami with. I’m doing an MSc in maths and favourite book series is A Song of Ice and Fire, favourite movie is How to Train your Dragon. (Somewhat important info: I’m 21, guy, straight, reasonably attractive)
Cultured Felixer available
Former Felix editor with a passion for art, music and culture; looking for someone who has a love of history but doesn’t have a history of war crimes (not a deal breaker tho).
Study and hangout ahead
1st year biology students. I am looking for a boy to study and hangout with! Single for 19.
Looking for French editor
I’m a mature, sensitive young man looking for a certain French editor. Has to be young, sexy and beautiful. He must also be very funny and write significant chunks of the student newspaper.
Easily amused (required); gay (optional)
Someone who thinks I’m funny (shouldn’t be hard), preferably someone gay
Blue-eyed guitarist needed
Maths & Physics grad, multi instrumentalist and producer, love a sense of humor. I have a thing for blue eyed guitarists in STEM.
Careful with this one
“shut up. “ “do what I tell you. “ “I’m not interested.” These are just some of the things you will be hearing if you answer this ad. I’m an idiot and I don’t care about anyone but myself. PS, NO DOGS!
Looking for positivity
I love singing and music of all kinds. I’m hoping to find someone who is curious about everything and anything and open to join in on or support my way of radiating positivity wherever I go. I’d love to find someone who I can laugh around on the floor one minute and have deep discussions with the next! Someone I can learn with and support in heir own journey would be so wonderful
To the point
A big boy who would like to breed a smaller boy
Escape
If you like piña coladas
And gettin’ caught in the rain
If you’re not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
Then I’m the love that you’ve looked for
Write to me and escape
