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A farewell from the Catnip 24/25 editor
The funny and facetious Felix
The immortally radical South Kensington resident sits down for an interview on Gloucester Road for the first time in 75 years to talk COFFEE, CROSSWORDS, and CATNIP.
Horoscope writer replaced after fraud allegations
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that the horoscope writer at Felix has not had the sufficient training to be reading the stars. Juby Roy, who joined the Felix team last year, included her previous experience on LinkedIn including an online astrology course and “situationships constantly
Summer Ball afterparty to be held remotely
On Tuesday this week, the incoming Deputy President (Clubs & Societies) Gom Tordon announced that the annual Summer Ball afterparty, usually held in the Beit Quad, will be held online this year. The event will consist of two parts: a Panopto stream of live musical performances, and an interactive “immersive
Imperial computing students start a dating society
Joining the ‘Compolycule’ is free for women
Editorial: Judgement Day
Sometimes reality is too absurd to satirise
Feb Senton pleads not guilty to murdering walking slowly CEO
The suspect accused of killing SlowWalkingPublic CEO, Barnaby Hilton–Royce, has pleaded not guilty to murder and terrorism charges in London. Mr Hilton–Royce was a single “devoted father” of two golden doodles whom he regularly struggled to carry up escalators in tube stations. Feb Senton, 25, appeared in court
Felix revealed to be 64 monkeys in West Basement
Felix Newspaper announced its strict no artificial intelligence policy to protect the “integrity of journalism and its creatives” in a statement on Instagram last year. However, this week it has been revealed why the College newspaper felt no need to dabble in ChatGPT – they have an office of 64 monkeys
Impfluencers — a look into the big names on the My Imperial Campus app
The My Imperial Campus app has skyrocketed to seventh place on the Google Play and Apple App Store charts under the social media category. This surprising influx of downloads and engagement comes after a major update, introducing new features that allow users to create content like other social media giants,
Imperial team reaches FA Cup third round against all odds
Mens III use academic superiority to confuse semi-pro opponents
Feb Senton runs for President
Dark horse Feb Senton has pledged to take over the role of Imperial President from Bugh Hrady. Senton was previously the president of UWE Bristol and plans to align Imperial College with his new “regressive thinking” approach. NegaFelix had the opportunity of meeting with Senton in the Felix office to
Imperial arts night
All transition metals, few noble gases