Politicians' dating profiles leaked this Valentines!
NegaFelix has got an exclusive sneak peak of the dating profiles of some of the country's leaders
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HS2 hires environmental protestors
The environmental protestors accused of digging a tunnel under Euston station have been hired by HS2 to speed up work
NegaFelix stock picks for those of you that missed out on GME
The crack team of NegaFelix analysts give you the top stock picks to make a guaranteed million with no risk
Horoscopes 29/01/2021
M. Meg, the NegaFelix mystic consultant provides you with the week's fortunes
A History of Papal Goofs
Negafelix is up to all sorts of trouble in this article.
London Mayor Stumped by Violent Crime Stats
Negafelix opines on the radical new policy introduced to curb violence in the capital.
Horoscopes 06/11/2020
What up stars!!! Give us the deets on what's in store this week. Aries: This week your selfesteem takes a further blow when you realise that your Tyler Durden is just your weird housemate. Taurus: This week seems as good a week as any to get into the
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Bond fans want more
The newest film suffered from “confused themes”, with 80% of its runtime to “nuanced discussions of yield curve risk and hedging strategies”.
NASA: Moon “smaller, closer” than thought
In a hotly anticipated press conference on Monday, NASA announced that the Moon (large, grey disc in the sky)was actually “much smaller and closer” than previously thought.
Horoscopes 23/10/2020
The stars are taking a break but Uranus has some things planned out for this week.
Horoscopes 16/10/2020
Wonder what the celestial orbs have in shop for us for these 7 days.