NASA: Moon “smaller, closer” than thought
In a hotly anticipated press conference on Monday, NASA announced that the Moon (large, grey disc in the sky)was actually “much smaller and closer” than previously thought.
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CoughSoc Committee Manifestos
Members of the infamous CoughSoc engage in their yearly democratic exercise and opportunity to show off just how loud they can cough
Flipbooks fix persistent Panopto problems
College has responded to criticism of expecting all students have WiFi at home by sending out flipbooks and sheet music to reconstruct lectures.
Sharing the Knowledge
In response to budget shortages College has decided to replace all academic teaching staff with black-cab drivers, saying academics are “jumped up, spoiled wastes of space”.
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Twilight is upon us all
A fierce debate has suddenly sprung up over the danger of Easter egg packaging to small furry animals, notably gerbils. It is believed that these seemingly innocuous and brightly coloured boxes are responsible for a bizarre epidemic of deaths amongst small mammals, especially gerbils. Nazis A recent series of experiments
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Don’t waste money on new books. Simple take an old one, tippex out the writing and put new text on top. A biro (15p) is perfect for this. Twit. For a more professional looking result, cut out letters from old newspapers and use them instead. Twit. If you must