Sport
This week, I was thinking “what has recently happened in sports that we could write about?”. Now, unless you live in a sound proof area of London (highly likely that even that wouldn’t work), the main sporting event that has recently happened was the Champions League Final, where on
Culture
Public Domain ★ * What: Theatre * Where: Vaudeville Theatre * When: 27th May - 30th May 2021 * Cost: £10 Public domain markets itself as a “dark, funny, verbatim musical about the internet”. It aims to capture rare and chaotic nature of the internet as experienced by teenagers and millennials through the medium of
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Strictly on Stage ★★★ * What: Theatre * Where: The London Paladium * When: 25th May - 9th June 2021 * Cost: £18 - £73 Since airing back in 2004 on BBC One, Strictly Come Dancing has seen numerous celebrities’ partner with world-class dancers to battle out the best in Latin and ballroom dances. This
Horoscopes
Your weekly update on the positions of the stars
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Researchers at the University of Yorkshire have found that women who describe themselves as “not like other girls” are unlikely to significantly differ from their peers. Lead researcher, Feb Senton told NegaFelix that while this is a common claim, the science does not hold up the statistical significance of many
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Harm ★★★ * What: Theatre * Where: Bush Theatre * When: Until 26th June 2021 * Cost: £10 for students We have all had a long year. As summer begins to emerge from what has felt like a far too extended winter, it was with excitement and, if I’m honest, a little reluctance that
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Summer of Reunions - Rubens’ Landscaptes: A view of Het Steen in the Early Morning and The Rainbow Landscape are reunited after over 200 years at the latest exhibition in The Wallace Collection
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10 | Malaria This is a disease caused by tiny little worms. The fact that this disease is still causing us such problems is possibly a wakeup call. If humanity can’t beat little worms, then maybe we should just accept the L. Maybe humans just weren’t meant to be
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Well well well, what do the stars have in store for us this week? ARIES: This week its revealed covid spread so rapidly in china after a typo urged citizens to sneeze the means of production. TAURUS: This week you make a 5 minute hack video baklava out of printer
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This week climate scientists, were shocked by the readings on their instruments that showed that global temperatures had in fact dropped by 0.1 °C over the weekend. This is equivalent to 500 thousand tons of CO2 being removed from the atmosphere. This effect was found to be the result
Editorial
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JAMES, AN MI6 INSIDER, WHO KEPT HIS SURNAME A SECRET TO AVOID BEING IDENTIFIED The court case against an international crime boss has been setback by the refusal of MI6 officers to cooperate with the court case. Following years of investigations costing hundreds of thousands of pounds, mafia boss Jag