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Kestral Chaos

Shot or just attacked by other birds? The murder mystery of the year.

An investigation was launched after astaff member thought a kestral may have been either shot (yes, shot, as in by a gun) or had died after colliding with Sherfield.

After the investigation, it turned out that nobody had been doing some hunting of kestrals on campus, and that the bird was actually a Woodcock that was attacked by another bird, possibly a Peregrine Falcon.

A post mortem by a College vet also, unsurprisingly, found no evidence that someone had “popped a cap in the Woodcock’s ass, yo”.

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Imperial’s hall restructuring remains unclear, Town Hall told

A town hall was held on 11 November by ICU to discuss Imperial’s proposed restructuring of residentials support, but student hall support staff report significant questions about its implementation remained unanswered.   Accommodation Office representatives explained that, while reducing the number of wardens was confirmed, staffing figures in the approved

By Alice Choubry