Advice from Catnip

I've never had my first kiss. But I'm in a talking stage with a guy and I know he won't do anything I'm not comfy with. But I'm scared. What if I don't like it or it's awkward. Should I just try kiss him anyways?

The answer is yes and no. Chances are if this is your first time kissing someone it will not be a trip to paradise. In fact, if this is either of your first kiss in some time, it's likely that you are going to have a fumbled, overly-wet experience and find yourself contemplating the purpose of the weak organ that we call the tongue. You may have to wipe the drying saliva on your chin and wonder how your chin got involved in the first place. Regardless of whether you kiss him or not, you'll realise it's... not that romantic. Yes, it is awkward. But, I must admit, it is can be nice to share that awkwardness. I couldn't stop giggling after my first kiss. It's fun, it's intimate, silly and human. What floats my boat (and a lot of other people's boats or yachts) is the time that leads up to the kiss, the hand placement, the rush of blood, the "not-knowing". You know what, I changed my mind. If the chance presents itself, kiss him. Go on. There is nothing to be scared of, but you'll only know that once you do it. He's just a guy, he'll want to kiss you too.

I tricked ChatGPT into saying "you eat burgers with the wrapper" and then I forgot and ate a burger with a wrapper and now I feel like paper and awful. Is it because of the paper or because it was McDonald's?

Do you realise that by tricking ChatGPT into saying you eat burgers with the wrapper you used an unnecessary amount of energy and contributed to carbon emissions and thus climate change? What does paper feel like and why is it awful? How does it feel any different than what you normally feel after eating a burger? Well, paper is made of trees and trees are plants and we eat plants as omnivores so, I guess, it's organic. Except the dyes they use on the paper, but if we are going to be upset over that we should be upset over the processed food we eat all the time. A little paper every once in a while never hurt any one (I assume), so I think as the paper leaves your system, you'll feel less like paper. As for your question, I would suggest you gather a random group of people from diverse backgrounds, divide them into two, have half just eat the McDonald's burger and have half of them eat another burger with the wrapper on. Create objective criteria to define each and collect data. Then compare. I feel like the way to go with this is an experiment. And do let me know because I'm quite curious about it as well.