Horoscopes: 17th Jan 2025
Your weekly dose of star signs
♈ Aries
This week you decide to practise working remotely by watching your lectures from the comfort of your bed.
♉ Taurus
This week you have a farewell party for Embargo's nights at Embargo's.
♊ Gemini
This week you beg your rich friends' dads to buy TikTok so Elon Musk and Mr Beast don't.
♋ Cancer
This week you decide 2026 will be the year you finally become an academic weapon.
♌ Leo
This week your learn your lecturer's recordings made it on Rolling Stone top albums of the 21st century before your favourite artist.
♍ Virgo
This week you purchase an organisation journal as a new way to procrastinate.
♎ Libra
This week you get an offer for an internship on Love Island Series 12.
♏ Scorpio
This week you celebrate the end of exams by starting to revise.
♐ Sagittarius
This week you adopt a feral Lime bike and ride him into your lecture hall.
♑ Capricorn
This week you did what? I can't believe you did that.
♒ Aquarius
This week you celebrate the potential TikTok ban in the US as a removal of unfunny people.
♓ Pisces
This week you message your ex to say happy birthday (Toxic by Britney Spears turned 21).
