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Well well well, what do the stars have in store for us this week? ARIES: This week its revealed covid spread so rapidly in china after a typo urged citizens to sneeze the means of production. TAURUS: This week you make a 5 minute hack video baklava out of printer
This week climate scientists, were shocked by the readings on their instruments that showed that global temperatures had in fact dropped by 0.1 °C over the weekend. This is equivalent to 500 thousand tons of CO2 being removed from the atmosphere. This effect was found to be the result
JAMES, AN MI6 INSIDER, WHO KEPT HIS SURNAME A SECRET TO AVOID BEING IDENTIFIED The court case against an international crime boss has been setback by the refusal of MI6 officers to cooperate with the court case. Following years of investigations costing hundreds of thousands of pounds, mafia boss Jag
Gavin Williamson bravely stops the cultural Marxists from no-platforming speakers by no-platforming them
This week's astrological predictions
NegaFelix has got an exclusive sneak peak of the dating profiles of some of the country's leaders
The environmental protestors accused of digging a tunnel under Euston station have been hired by HS2 to speed up work
The crack team of NegaFelix analysts give you the top stock picks to make a guaranteed million with no risk
M. Meg, the NegaFelix mystic consultant provides you with the week's fortunes
Negafelix is up to all sorts of trouble in this article.
Negafelix opines on the radical new policy introduced to curb violence in the capital.
What up stars!!! Give us the deets on what's in store this week. Aries: This week your selfesteem takes a further blow when you realise that your Tyler Durden is just your weird housemate. Taurus: This week seems as good a week as any to get into the