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What up stars!!! Give us the deets on what's in store this week. Aries: This week your selfesteem takes a further blow when you realise that your Tyler Durden is just your weird housemate. Taurus: This week seems as good a week as any to get into the
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The newest film suffered from “confused themes”, with 80% of its runtime to “nuanced discussions of yield curve risk and hedging strategies”.
In a hotly anticipated press conference on Monday, NASA announced that the Moon (large, grey disc in the sky)was actually “much smaller and closer” than previously thought.
The stars are taking a break but Uranus has some things planned out for this week.
Wonder what the celestial orbs have in shop for us for these 7 days.
What do the stars have in store for us this week?
College has responded to criticism of expecting all students have WiFi at home by sending out flipbooks and sheet music to reconstruct lectures.
In response to budget shortages College has decided to replace all academic teaching staff with black-cab drivers, saying academics are “jumped up, spoiled wastes of space”.
