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The newest film suffered from “confused themes”, with 80% of its runtime to “nuanced discussions of yield curve risk and hedging strategies”.
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The newest film suffered from “confused themes”, with 80% of its runtime to “nuanced discussions of yield curve risk and hedging strategies”.
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In a hotly anticipated press conference on Monday, NASA announced that the Moon (large, grey disc in the sky)was actually “much smaller and closer” than previously thought.
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Ever walked into an Oddbins and wandered off witha new son? Not sure? Take our quiz now to find out!
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Members of the infamous CoughSoc engage in their yearly democratic exercise and opportunity to show off just how loud they can cough
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College has responded to criticism of expecting all students have WiFi at home by sending out flipbooks and sheet music to reconstruct lectures.
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In response to budget shortages College has decided to replace all academic teaching staff with black-cab drivers, saying academics are “jumped up, spoiled wastes of space”.
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Felix fanatic looking for like-minded lover to spend Wednesday afternoons in the west basement together. WLTM writer with GSOH, preferably who edits Hangman but could edit science, news or sport (just not fashion or travel). Message me and we can arrange a journalistic rendez-vous.