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NegaFelix Predicts...
NegaFelix, Psychic Reporter
Votes finally in: Gore declared winner in Florida
Beve Stannon, Election Correspondent
Caption Contest 1753
Think you’re funny? Submit up to 3 funny captions to the above comic to felix@ic.ac.uk before 6pm on Wednesday 5th November.
Bond fans want more
The newest film suffered from “confused themes”, with 80% of its runtime to “nuanced discussions of yield curve risk and hedging strategies”.
Critically Acclaimed
Nicolas Geiseler-Toran's weekly comic
NASA: Moon “smaller, closer” than thought
In a hotly anticipated press conference on Monday, NASA announced that the Moon (large, grey disc in the sky)was actually “much smaller and closer” than previously thought.
How Newton discovered his third law of Motion
Nicolas Geiseler-Toran's weekly comic
Is it a wine or a small child? Take our quiz now!
Ever walked into an Oddbins and wandered off witha new son? Not sure? Take our quiz now to find out!
CoughSoc Committee Manifestos
Members of the infamous CoughSoc engage in their yearly democratic exercise and opportunity to show off just how loud they can cough
Flipbooks fix persistent Panopto problems
College has responded to criticism of expecting all students have WiFi at home by sending out flipbooks and sheet music to reconstruct lectures.
Sharing the Knowledge
In response to budget shortages College has decided to replace all academic teaching staff with black-cab drivers, saying academics are “jumped up, spoiled wastes of space”.