Simon Baker is one of Felix’s more entertaining writers. Here is a man who arouses the most amazing passions in me. Fascist he is not, but he IS Harry Enfield’s (the "Bollinger Bolshevik") poor misguided Tory Boy. Contrary to Mr Baker’s economy boasts, the latest
In a world of "you and me", I am the one that let you go, I am the love that’s been set free. I am a flower in a bed of snow, I am a ship that’s lost at sea, Will I ever see the shore
Dear Felix, Last Friday I received a reconstituted wood-pulp information carrier through my in-door external communications interface, bringing to my attention the fact that my examinations have been ‘relocated to a rigid-structured temporary marquee on Prince’s Gardens’. By the way, we’re doing our exams in a tent this
Ian Caldwell is to be congratulated. His swift action in erecting a marquee in Princes Gardens has prevented much distress and inconvenience befalling a large group of people. I’m not referring to the poor sods that are having to sit their exams in a tent, but the directors of
A letter in the last edition of Felix raised some interesting questions about political bias in this newspaper, accusing my fellow columnist and I of partisan reporting, and hoping we’d all be gagged in the run-up to the election in six days time (I guess it didn’t have
Dear Felix, The loss of the bookshop is a significant loss of funding for the Union. Therefore, the Union should make the best of its current assets. ICU Cinema has a 33mm projector, a new 30ft screen and technically it is one of the best student cinemas in the country.
Dear Felix, As another bike goes missing presumed stolen from Beit Quad, not mine but a friends, I wonder what could be done to try to stop the thieves doing this. Then it occurred to me why not make it so that the entrance and exit were positioned over by
The "New Election" result for IC president was a joy to behold; one could only dream about this kind of result happening in the national arena. Imagine it, the entire British electorate voting "New Election"- wishful thinking as this option is unavailable on national ballot
Since this article is well behind schedule, I am able to pass comment on the Election results. Not Wirral South (allow a man his private grief) but our own little shindig. All in all, you, for the most part, voted sensibly. Congratulations to Smita, Rob And Jeremy, whom I know
For pride of place in the pile That lives upon an ocean Of floating finance food For business suited sharks. Money grows on trees In these 1990’s parks. The past is on my side, Coronation Street chimneys rising, Brown bricked buildings falling down Like London Bridge, but hiding In
A programme depicting sexual abuse was broadcast on ITV this week. "No Child of Mine" - commissioned by Meridian Broadcasting - depicting the gradual fall of a kind but weak man into a pimp and abuser, with the ghouls of our nightmares reconciled with the family next door.
Lord Grade, cigar smoking supremo and the TV moguls TV mogul, once had a dream. It was at the time that Jesus of Nazareth had been made, and Lew was trying to sell it to the American networks. One night he had a vision seeing a large ‘25’. This, he
