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Calls for new ballot during last day of staff strikes

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Calls for new ballot during last day of staff strikes

Staff on strike and supportive students marched around campus on Tuesday 24th February, for what strikers said was the last day of industrial action within the trade unions’ current strike mandate. Imperial’s three trade unions – the University and College Union (UCU), Unite, and Unison – obtained a six-month striking mandate

By Guillaume Felix
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