I Hate Phones
This week, Grumpy Bastard puts phones on the hotseat
We Should All Stop Fucking Swearing
This week, Grumpy Bastard puts profanity on the hotseat
Grumpy Bastard’s Elections
This week, Grumpy Bastard, writes about the student elections...
Fashion is not a real thing
This week’s grumpy bastard’s cynicism falls heavy on the industry, almost as heavy as the Supreme brick.
Grumpy Bastard on Imperial Ethics
After some time alone, Grumpy Bastard returns to talk about Imperial ethics.
Grumpy Bastard on the Royals
Someone once told me that bad news come in threes. That person, like all people, was almost definitely wrong: there is no limit on the number of bad things that can happen at once. As an example, this week featured an announcement that the Brexit negotiations will be extended, that
Cull this rampant enthusiasm
Comment writer, Grumpy Bastard, wants everyone to be less enthusiastic. It makes them angry.
Grumpy Bastard Welcomes you to Imperial
It’s Freshers week and it wouldn’t be right if Grumpy Bastard didn’t welcome you all to Imperial...
Grumpy Bastard and the World Cup
Grumpy Bastard is looking forward to the World Cup. Because they hate themselves.
Grumpy Bastard on Love Island: a sexually-charged narcissist’s paradise
This week, to celebrate nearing the end of exams, Grumpy Bastard has taken a swing at the nation’s favourite TV show: Love Island.
Graduation is a waste of money, and we’re all going to die anyway
Grumpy Bastard, our resident contrarian, sets his sights on the graduation ceremony.
Grumpy Bastard hates marathons
How anyone can enjoy running as a hobby is a mystery to our resident misanthrope.