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Huxley reaches final of architecture competition

Huxley reaches final of architecture competition

After seven rounds of voting, the Huxley Building has been selected as a finalist in the “Christopher Wren Demolition Award”. The competition, set up to celebrate the upcoming 350th anniversary of St Paul’s Cathedral, asked the general public to submit the building in London whose “absence should most improve

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Editor resigns after anti-Swift tweets resurface

Editor resigns after anti-Swift tweets resurface

Felix editor Juby Roy has been forced to resign after a background check of her online footprint. AlisonsCardigan13, a full-time Stan Twitter moderator, 22 Hat Winner, with a bachelor’s degree in English Literature with Folklore conducted the investigation, resurfacing the six-year-old anti-Swift tweets on Tuesday morning. The backlash since

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Scientists reveals that all slacker group project members that did no work are in fact just one person

Scientists reveals that all slacker group project members that did no work are in fact just one person

Scientists at Edinburgh University have revealed that every single lazy member of a uni team that never contributed to your group project is actually the same guy. Scottish Researchers in the Experimental Pedagogy Department have tracked down the man who is added to groups to work on a project before

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