Now that you’ve settled in, dear freshers, you’ve probably met most of the people on this list, because we literally used a Python model to statistically analyse every man at Imperial to create these categories. We can’t really offer any advice, just that you should get used
Insiders reveal unrest as female student Juby Roy leaves for greener pastures of UCL.
A farewell from the Catnip 24/25 editor
The immortally radical South Kensington resident sits down for an interview on Gloucester Road for the first time in 75 years to talk COFFEE, CROSSWORDS, and CATNIP.
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that the horoscope writer at Felix has not had the sufficient training to be reading the stars. Juby Roy, who joined the Felix team last year, included her previous experience on LinkedIn including an online astrology course and “situationships constantly
On Tuesday this week, the incoming Deputy President (Clubs & Societies) Gom Tordon announced that the annual Summer Ball afterparty, usually held in the Beit Quad, will be held online this year. The event will consist of two parts: a Panopto stream of live musical performances, and an interactive “immersive
Joining the ‘Compolycule’ is free for women
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College and tech giant plan to train students as young as 11 for Computing access scheme
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Although Americans have always been stereotyped as being loud, obnoxious and self-centred, their contribution to the culture of the internet cannot be overlooked. Their creativity and humour during their tenure on TikTok has crafted an extraordinary environment full of entertainment, both good and bad. But, for this piece, I would
Sometimes reality is too absurd to satirise