The Wagner Group, a Russian private military company (PMC) involved in many of the Kremlin’s black operations, passed the latest assessment round for Imperial’s new “Zero Ethics” index. The index, which was finalised last month, will be repeated on a yearly basis to determine which defence companies and
Both the Departments of Mathematics and Physics will be burning sage in what insiders say is a “desperate” attempt to combat worsening student satisfaction. The use of sage burning, a practise derived from withcraft, is seen to be a radical departure from both departments’ lack of action. “Look, we don’
An Imperial student was revealed to be saving thousands of pounds each year by eating the presentation dishes at campus eateries. Taste Imperial outlets usually prepare an extra meal for display to let students know what sauce accompanies the specific rice-and-meat preparation they serve on that day. These are generally
Nightmare gala turned HR nightmare.
The UK’s highest court sided with Imperial students in two out of three crucial test cases focusing on crimes that involved “ragebaiting”. The decision reversed earlier court rulings that denied the possibility of ragebaiting as a plausible and honest reason for harmful and destructive acts. Previously, these offences only
The Catnip monkeys have returned to the West Basement to run the Catnip column after numerous complaints from Imperial students regarding the quality of recent horoscopes. In a shock move, both new Catnip supremo Barnaby Hilton-Royce, and astrologer Mystic Mina have been booted from the editorial board, never to return.
Now that you’ve settled in, dear freshers, you’ve probably met most of the people on this list, because we literally used a Python model to statistically analyse every man at Imperial to create these categories. We can’t really offer any advice, just that you should get used
Insiders reveal unrest as female student Juby Roy leaves for greener pastures of UCL.
A farewell from the Catnip 24/25 editor
The immortally radical South Kensington resident sits down for an interview on Gloucester Road for the first time in 75 years to talk COFFEE, CROSSWORDS, and CATNIP.
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that the horoscope writer at Felix has not had the sufficient training to be reading the stars. Juby Roy, who joined the Felix team last year, included her previous experience on LinkedIn including an online astrology course and “situationships constantly
On Tuesday this week, the incoming Deputy President (Clubs & Societies) Gom Tordon announced that the annual Summer Ball afterparty, usually held in the Beit Quad, will be held online this year. The event will consist of two parts: a Panopto stream of live musical performances, and an interactive “immersive