(In Imperial Confessional form)
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Mr Felix Felix,
I love you.
Your French face,
your supple cheeks,
turn my heart savage,
turns me into a freak.
Notice me Senpai,
I need you so,
Make me wear the cat mask,
and turn me into your hoe.
- Anonymous
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