Horroscopes 28/05
Your weekly update on the positions of the stars
Women who say they are “not like other girls” are in fact >99.99% similar
Researchers at the University of Yorkshire have found that women who describe themselves as “not like other girls” are unlikely to significantly differ from their peers. Lead researcher, Feb Senton told NegaFelix that while this is a common claim, the science does not hold up the statistical significance of many
10 diseases that humanity really should have gotten around to dealing with already
10 | Malaria This is a disease caused by tiny little worms. The fact that this disease is still causing us such problems is possibly a wakeup call. If humanity can’t beat little worms, then maybe we should just accept the L. Maybe humans just weren’t meant to be
Horoscopes 03/06/2021
Well well well, what do the stars have in store for us this week? ARIES: This week its revealed covid spread so rapidly in china after a typo urged citizens to sneeze the means of production. TAURUS: This week you make a 5 minute hack video baklava out of printer
British sunbathers final defence against climate change
This week climate scientists, were shocked by the readings on their instruments that showed that global temperatures had in fact dropped by 0.1 °C over the weekend. This is equivalent to 500 thousand tons of CO2 being removed from the atmosphere. This effect was found to be the result
MI6 refuses to reveal source as they are scared of pronouncing name wrong
JAMES, AN MI6 INSIDER, WHO KEPT HIS SURNAME A SECRET TO AVOID BEING IDENTIFIED The court case against an international crime boss has been setback by the refusal of MI6 officers to cooperate with the court case. Following years of investigations costing hundreds of thousands of pounds, mafia boss Jag
Williamson launches free speech crusade
Gavin Williamson bravely stops the cultural Marxists from no-platforming speakers by no-platforming them
Horoscopes 12/02/2021
This week's astrological predictions
Politicians' dating profiles leaked this Valentines!
NegaFelix has got an exclusive sneak peak of the dating profiles of some of the country's leaders
HS2 hires environmental protestors
The environmental protestors accused of digging a tunnel under Euston station have been hired by HS2 to speed up work
NegaFelix stock picks for those of you that missed out on GME
The crack team of NegaFelix analysts give you the top stock picks to make a guaranteed million with no risk
Horoscopes 29/01/2021
M. Meg, the NegaFelix mystic consultant provides you with the week's fortunes