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Premier poachers dribble over the peer-reviewed
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Huxley reaches final of architecture competition
After seven rounds of voting, the Huxley Building has been selected as a finalist in the “Christopher Wren Demolition Award”. The competition, set up to celebrate the upcoming 350th anniversary of St Paul’s Cathedral, asked the general public to submit the building in London whose “absence should most improve
Dogging disaster
South Kensington dog walkers were left shocked after visiting the ‘DogSoc x Kinky Club Top Ten Dogging Spots’ published last week. The collaboration project between the two societies aroused a few concerns, notably backlash from animal welfare activists, yet also gained a huge amount of publicity for the societies after
Twenty-somethings swap half-marathons for smoking
Imperial students living in Fulham prefer Vogue Blues to running shoes
Editor resigns after anti-Swift tweets resurface
Felix editor Juby Roy has been forced to resign after a background check of her online footprint. AlisonsCardigan13, a full-time Stan Twitter moderator, 22 Hat Winner, with a bachelor’s degree in English Literature with Folklore conducted the investigation, resurfacing the six-year-old anti-Swift tweets on Tuesday morning. The backlash since
Fresher pledges to do everything
“The current editor-in-chief doesn’t know anything about anything."
All slackers in group projects are just one person
Scientists at Edinburgh University have revealed that every single lazy member of a university team that never contributed to your group project are actually the same man. Scottish Researchers in the Experimental Pedagogy Department have tracked down the man who is added to groups to work on a project, before
Business school courses for 21/22 revamped
Every academic year, the Imperial College Business School attracts eager young professionals from all over the world to join a community of students keen to sell their souls to the finance sector. We recently gained access to an unreleased copy of the Business School’s new list of course offerings.
Exclusive: Lead on church roofs blocks God’s vision
The world Christian community has been rocked by revelations that God hasn’t been able to see or hear anything going on in churches for the last 1700 years due to the lead used in church roofs. Church leaders have revealed that the lead used to keep off the rain
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Women who say they are “not like other girls” are in fact >99.99% similar
Researchers at the University of Yorkshire have found that women who describe themselves as “not like other girls” are unlikely to significantly differ from their peers. Lead researcher, Feb Senton told NegaFelix that while this is a common claim, the science does not hold up the statistical significance of many