Horoscopes: 14 Feb 2025
Your weekly dose of cosmic predictions
NegaFelix
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Feb Senton pleads not guilty to murdering walking slowly CEO
The suspect accused of killing SlowWalkingPublic CEO, Barnaby Hilton–Royce, has pleaded not guilty to murder and terrorism charges in London. Mr Hilton–Royce was a single “devoted father” of two golden doodles whom he regularly struggled to carry up escalators in tube stations. Feb Senton, 25, appeared in court
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Felix revealed to be 64 monkeys in West Basement
Felix Newspaper announced its strict no artificial intelligence policy to protect the “integrity of journalism and its creatives” in a statement on Instagram last year. However, this week it has been revealed why the College newspaper felt no need to dabble in ChatGPT – they have an office of 64 monkeys
Impfluencers — a look into the big names on the My Imperial Campus app
The My Imperial Campus app has skyrocketed to seventh place on the Google Play and Apple App Store charts under the social media category. This surprising influx of downloads and engagement comes after a major update, introducing new features that allow users to create content like other social media giants,
Imperial team reaches FA Cup third round against all odds
Mens III use academic superiority to confuse semi-pro opponents
Feb Senton runs for President
Dark horse Feb Senton has pledged to take over the role of Imperial President from Bugh Hrady. Senton was previously the president of UWE Bristol and plans to align Imperial College with his new “regressive thinking” approach. NegaFelix had the opportunity of meeting with Senton in the Felix office to
Chelsea FC feel the Blackett Blues
Premier poachers dribble over the peer-reviewed
Huxley reaches final of architecture competition
After seven rounds of voting, the Huxley Building has been selected as a finalist in the “Christopher Wren Demolition Award”. The competition, set up to celebrate the upcoming 350th anniversary of St Paul’s Cathedral, asked the general public to submit the building in London whose “absence should most improve
Dogging disaster
South Kensington dog walkers were left shocked after visiting the ‘DogSoc x Kinky Club Top Ten Dogging Spots’ published last week. The collaboration project between the two societies aroused a few concerns, notably backlash from animal welfare activists, yet also gained a huge amount of publicity for the societies after