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The real heart of the newspaper. FAKE NEWS

Women who say they are “not like other girls” are in fact >99.99% similar

Researchers at the University of Yorkshire have found that women who describe themselves as “not like other girls” are unlikely to significantly differ from their peers. Lead researcher, Feb Senton told NegaFelix that while this is a common claim, the science does not hold up the statistical significance of many

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MI6 refuses to reveal source as they are scared of pronouncing name wrong

JAMES, AN MI6 INSIDER, WHO KEPT HIS SURNAME A SECRET TO AVOID BEING IDENTIFIED The court case against an international crime boss has been setback by the refusal of MI6 officers to cooperate with the court case.  Following years of investigations costing hundreds of thousands of pounds, mafia boss Jag

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