Horoscopes: 7 March 2025
Happy International Women’s Day to the seven girls at Imperial
NegaFelix
Catnip Editor-in-Chief
Horoscopes: 21 Feb 2025
♈ Aries This week you spend the remainder of your bursary on discount chocolate hearts. ♉ Taurus This week you lie about a family member dying to get a week extension. The following week you lie and say it’s the funeral. ♊ Gemini This week you dress up as Addison Rae dressing
Imperial computing students start a dating society
Joining the ‘Compolycule’ is free for women
Horoscopes: 14 Feb 2025
Your weekly dose of cosmic predictions
Horoscopes: 23 Jan 2025
Catnip consults the constellations
Editorial: Judgement Day
Sometimes reality is too absurd to satirise
Feb Senton pleads not guilty to murdering walking slowly CEO
The suspect accused of killing SlowWalkingPublic CEO, Barnaby Hilton–Royce, has pleaded not guilty to murder and terrorism charges in London. Mr Hilton–Royce was a single “devoted father” of two golden doodles whom he regularly struggled to carry up escalators in tube stations. Feb Senton, 25, appeared in court
Horoscopes: 17th Jan 2025
Your weekly dose of star signs
Felix revealed to be 64 monkeys in West Basement
Felix Newspaper announced its strict no artificial intelligence policy to protect the “integrity of journalism and its creatives” in a statement on Instagram last year. However, this week it has been revealed why the College newspaper felt no need to dabble in ChatGPT – they have an office of 64 monkeys
Impfluencers — a look into the big names on the My Imperial Campus app
The My Imperial Campus app has skyrocketed to seventh place on the Google Play and Apple App Store charts under the social media category. This surprising influx of downloads and engagement comes after a major update, introducing new features that allow users to create content like other social media giants,
Imperial team reaches FA Cup third round against all odds
Mens III use academic superiority to confuse semi-pro opponents
Feb Senton runs for President
Dark horse Feb Senton has pledged to take over the role of Imperial President from Bugh Hrady. Senton was previously the president of UWE Bristol and plans to align Imperial College with his new “regressive thinking” approach. NegaFelix had the opportunity of meeting with Senton in the Felix office to