
Horoscopes: 3 October 2025
Mars in Scorpio causes a choppy freshers' week.
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Well well well, what do the stars have in store for us this week? ARIES: This week its revealed covid spread so rapidly in china after a typo urged citizens to sneeze the means of production. TAURUS: This week you make a 5 minute hack video baklava out of printer