Horoscopes: 7 March 2025
Happy International Women’s Day to the seven girls at Imperial
Horoscopes: 21 Feb 2025
♈ Aries This week you spend the remainder of your bursary on discount chocolate hearts. ♉ Taurus This week you lie about a family member dying to get a week extension. The following week you lie and say it’s the funeral. ♊ Gemini This week you dress up as Addison Rae dressing
Horoscopes: 14 Feb 2025
Your weekly dose of cosmic predictions
Horoscopes: 23 Jan 2025
Catnip consults the constellations
Horoscopes: 17th Jan 2025
Your weekly dose of star signs
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Our Felix exclusive horoscope
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Your weekly update on the positions of the stars
Horoscopes 03/06/2021
Well well well, what do the stars have in store for us this week? ARIES: This week its revealed covid spread so rapidly in china after a typo urged citizens to sneeze the means of production. TAURUS: This week you make a 5 minute hack video baklava out of printer
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This week's astrological predictions
Horoscopes 29/01/2021
M. Meg, the NegaFelix mystic consultant provides you with the week's fortunes
Horoscopes 06/11/2020
What up stars!!! Give us the deets on what's in store this week. Aries: This week your selfesteem takes a further blow when you realise that your Tyler Durden is just your weird housemate. Taurus: This week seems as good a week as any to get into the
Horoscopes 30/10/2020
What's your fate this week? Are cabbages involved?