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Horoscopes 21/05
Our Felix exclusive horoscope
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We like stars and stuff.
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Horroscopes 28/05
Your weekly update on the positions of the stars
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Horoscopes 03/06/2021
Well well well, what do the stars have in store for us this week? ARIES: This week its revealed covid spread so rapidly in china after a typo urged citizens to sneeze the means of production. TAURUS: This week you make a 5 minute hack video baklava out of printer
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Horoscopes 12/02/2021
This week's astrological predictions
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Horoscopes 29/01/2021
M. Meg, the NegaFelix mystic consultant provides you with the week's fortunes
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Horoscopes 06/11/2020
What up stars!!! Give us the deets on what's in store this week. Aries: This week your selfesteem takes a further blow when you realise that your Tyler Durden is just your weird housemate. Taurus: This week seems as good a week as any to get into the
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Horoscopes 30/10/2020
What's your fate this week? Are cabbages involved?
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Horoscopes 23/10/2020
The stars are taking a break but Uranus has some things planned out for this week.
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Horoscopes 16/10/2020
Wonder what the celestial orbs have in shop for us for these 7 days.
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Horoscopes 09/10/2020
What do the stars have in store for us this week?