♈ Aries This week you spend the remainder of your bursary on discount chocolate hearts. ♉ Taurus This week you lie about a family member dying to get a week extension. The following week you lie and say it’s the funeral. ♊ Gemini This week you dress up as Addison Rae dressing
Your weekly dose of cosmic predictions
Catnip consults the constellations
Your weekly dose of star signs
Our Felix exclusive horoscope
Your weekly update on the positions of the stars
Well well well, what do the stars have in store for us this week? ARIES: This week its revealed covid spread so rapidly in china after a typo urged citizens to sneeze the means of production. TAURUS: This week you make a 5 minute hack video baklava out of printer
This week's astrological predictions
M. Meg, the NegaFelix mystic consultant provides you with the week's fortunes
What up stars!!! Give us the deets on what's in store this week. Aries: This week your selfesteem takes a further blow when you realise that your Tyler Durden is just your weird housemate. Taurus: This week seems as good a week as any to get into the
What's your fate this week? Are cabbages involved?
The stars are taking a break but Uranus has some things planned out for this week.